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    Lego Star Wars: The Video Game

• At the beginning of the "Escape from Naboo" level in The Phantom Menace, when Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon jump down to face the droids, Obi-Wan has trouble turning on his lightsaber. By the time he activates it, Qui-Gon has already defeated the droids.
• The birth of Luke and Leia at the end of Revenge of the Sith is made hilarious by a) the two "popping" sounds as Padmé gives birth (off-screen), and b) the fact that baby Leia is sporting her famous hairstyle from A New Hope.

    Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy

• Leia gives R2-D2 the Death Star plans by opening his head and tossing them in.
• When Luke Skywalker first gets his lightsaber and waves it around, he ends up slicing C-3PO's head off. Like in the movie, though, Obi-Wan ducks.
• And then there are the defective droids the Jawas attempt to sell, R2 falling off of Luke's speeder, Han blowing out Greedo's entire torso, Han's Paper-Thin Disguise, the Super Fun Happy Slide into the trash compactor, Obi-Wan waving to Luke while he's fighting Vader... and Vader waving as well, the Rebel pilots' reactions to the plan to destroy the Death Star, a TIE pilot almost shooting himself in the head, a Stormtrooper being thrown through space from the explosion of the Death Star... and these are only the cutscenes from a single section of the game.
• During the destruction of Alderaan the Death Star gunners are asleep on the job and need to be woken up by Grand Moff Tarkin.
• A possibly unintentional moment in Rebel Attack: as the level progresses, the music continues to build in intensity like in the movie, culminating with the triumphant final chords when the exhaust port becomes open to attack. However, if you do nothing during this part, the short sequence of chords will continuously play on loop, as if urging the player to hurry up and finish the level.
• Vader learns the importance of seatbelts at the end of A New Hope.
• In The Empire Strikes Back, the power goes out in the Millennium Falcon. When it turns back on, Han tricked Leia into making out with him, resulting with her slapping him.
• Han Solo, frozen in carbonite, as a playable character. As if the idea weren't funny enough, the character's movement is what really sells it—the carbonite block sort of wobbles around.
• The promo featuring a scene from The Empire Strikes Back. It's pretty humorous if you see for yourself.
• The re-enactment of the Luke, I Am Your Father scene in The Empire Strikes Back: because the minifigures couldn't talk, Vader pulls out a picture of himself and Padme, points to Padme's stomach, then points at Luke.
  • In the commercial, however, Darth Vader cuts off Luke's hand as normal, who, knowing he's made of lego, just picks it up and puts it back on. Darth Vader cuts it off again and Luke has an annoyed expression, puts it back on again. Darth Vader then gets angry and stomps his foot on the ground and tries to tear off Luke's hand who stumbles back and falls down. Darth Vader sighs and then just tosses the hand back down.
• When Boba Fett pulls the lever to get a hat or helmet, his head comes off.
• The first cutscene in Return of the Jedi. First, we see the awesome visual of the Imperial Shuttle flying through space and landing in the Death Star II's hangar. The guards are waiting. The door opens. There's smoke/steam everywhere...and Darth Vader is coughing and hacking through it. He pauses, regains his composure, and goes to one of the officers nearby (ostensibly a LEGO representation of Moff Jerjerrod). We cut to a bunch of engineers literally slacking off (one spins in a chair!). Vader shoots the officer a dirty look and walks off. LEGO Jerjerrod breaks down, and another one moves to console him.
• One Return of the Jedi level takes place on Jabba the Hutt's sail barge and another level in Jabba's palace. In either level, there are a few places where one can assemble a radio (or speakers, on the barge). Once that's done, the rock remix of Imperial March from Force Commander begins playing. Awesome in and of itself, but where the funny comes in is that any Gammorean guards in the area who aren't being attacked will turn their battle-axes upside-down (wielding them like guitars) and proceed to headbang to the beat of the song.
• From Return of the Jedi, the guard giving Luke his lightsaber (after Luke shows off a little). See here.
• As noted in Tear Jerker, the drama of Vader's death scene and Luke's solemn goodbye to him is played straight... only to be immediately followed by Luke entering his ship and closing the door with Vader's body still on it, as it comically slides into the ship as the door rises.

    Lego Star Wars III: The Clone Wars

• During the Weapons Factory level, Anakin's forces are being overrun and two new enemy tanks have just deployed. He tries to radio Ahsoka and Barriss, but they're too busy gossiping like, well, a pair of teenage girls (which they are). Anakin finally throws his radio down, runs up to one of the tanks and kicks it. He then starts hopping up and down, clutching his injured foot.
• When control switches to Ahsoka and Bariss, one of the first things you do is to use your lightsaber to cut out a hole in the wall. The entire wall collapses around the cutout.
• Aayla Secura is driving the Republic Cruiser to dock with Anakin's flagship. She overshoots, puts it in reverse, and then scrapes the communications dish on the hull of the larger ship as it comes in for dock. In the starting cutscene for the next mission on that branch, Artoo is repairing the top of the Cruiser when Anakin accidentally kicks the ignition. Aayla shoves Anakin out of the way, starts scrambling across the controls....and sends the ship forward — ripping off the dish and Artoo. She then crashes the Cruiser into the planet they were orbiting.
• Grievous's medical droid attempting to treat his cough using some cough syrup, which he begrudgingly tries. It gets to his gag reflex faster than it does his throat, though.
• Nahdar's death at the hands of Grievous, including the resulting corpse.
• At the end of "The Zillo Beast" when the player has defeated the titular beast, the clones give it a giant pacifier, then when they take it back to base they have a giant mobile and bottle of milk ready.

    Lego Star Wars: The Force Awakens

• The version of the Battle of Endor seen in this game ends with Vader asking Luke to take off his helmet so he can see Luke with his own eyes. Luke takes off the helmet and reveals... Lego Hayden Christensen. Luke panics and quickly switches his head for old near-death Vader.
  • In the background, two Imperial Red Guards look saddened while watching Anakin and Luke's last conversation.
• Some rolling droids have an accelerated mode that is so fast they'll plow through LEGO objects and lethally mow down other characters.
• A Running Gag is the presence of ice cream and milkshakes/drinks in all of the levels. Examples include an ice cream cart and people drinking milkshakes on Jakku, the First Order eating ice cream while on break during the Finaliser and Starkiller levels, and General Hux walking into Kylo Ren and Snoke's meeting with ice cream in a cone, where he accidentally splatters]] it on Kylo.
  • Doubtful it was really "accidental" and Hux even has his own "Ice Cream Officer".
• Kylo Ren's bedroom. The walls are covered in Darth Vader posters and he has a Darth Vader bedsheet.
• The multitude of Funny Background Events in the Battle of Takodana. For example, when Kylo Ren arrives, stormtroopers are running behind him with surfboards and surfing on the lake. Later in the battle, when Finn and co. Are running through the remains of the castle, one stormtrooper can be seen holding a teddy bear in fear while another is being chased by two bar patrons.
• Getting past one of the two flametroopers in the same level involves building a birthday cake with an obvious stick of dynamite in the middle.

  Flametrooper 1: A cake?! Let me light the candles!
  Flametrooper 2: No, wait! That's not a normal cake!
  Flametrooper 1: I know! It's a huge cake!
  [Flametrooper 1 lights the candles and the dynamite fuse, blowing him and a couple of others to pieces]]
  Han Solo: Looks like I got my wish after all.
  Flametrooper 2: The worst thing is it really was his birthday, you heartless meanies!

• After the boss battle with FN-2199, he gets back up with a second stun baton. Finn tries to fight him with the lightsaber and... a broom. Han pushes Finn aside and just shoots him.
  • FN-2199's voice actor even does an impression of the Wilhelm Scream
• During the big lightsaber duel between Kylo, Rey & Finn, a bunch of snow falls on Kylo, briefly turning him into an adorable snowman. ◊
• At the end of the lightsaber duel between Finn and Kylo Ren, Kylo manages to knock Luke's lightsaber out of Finn's hand and uses the Force to lift him into the air and drop him through a basketball hoop-shaped tree.
  • Immediately after, when Rey is using the force to retrieve Luke's lightsaber, Kylo states that he could just walk over and pick the lightsaber up, but it wouldn't look as cool.
• From the "Ottegan Assault" level, after Kylo Ren and Captain Phasma shoot down the Ottegan Leader's transport.

  Ottegan: I survived the crash! I'm so lucky!
  Kylo Ren: [Uses the Force to pick him up and throw him over the horizon.]
  Ottegan: [From afar] I can't believe it! I landed on a mattress!

• At the end of that same level, when the leader is captured and Kylo Ren is reading his mind:

  Ottogen Leader: You'll get no information from me! You'll find my willpower is—
  Kylo Ren: When you were five, you crashed your brother's speeder and blamed it on a friend. Ha!
  Ottegan Leader: Drat...

• In the next scene, Admiral Ackbar asks the Ottegan First how skilled the leader is in resisting interrogation. The First can only look away sheepishly and give a non-answer.
• One of the First Order missions involves infiltrating the Resistance base and abducting a figure so prominent that said figure's absence would surely demoralize the whole Resistance. Is it General Leia? Admiral Ackbar? No. Admiral Fluff, a teddy bear! Even funnier in that the mission comes from General Hux, who treats it entirely as Serious Business.
• General Armitage Hux! First Order Bigshot! Military Tactician! Destroyer of Star Systems! AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR IN FABULOUS YELLOW & LAVENDER WORKOUT CLOTHES! The stormtroopers in workout spandex are just as silly; they still wear their helmets with all those tights.
  • Ackbar's reaction upon seeing the whole thing, which is likely echoing the player's own thoughts.

    Ackbar: What in the world?!

• All these silly little bonus vignettes... Finn practicing his lightsaber skills on The Falcon (and everyone throwing food at him), Snoke taking a bath (mentally-scarring Mr. Ice Cream Officer, who's now simply vacuuming), roasting campfire marshmallows and hot dogs with X-Wing engines, Poe and Ackbar playing video games (and Leia in "disapproving Mom" mode) and Phasma's ''phantastic'' adventures in the Trash Compactor.
• While Rey and the Mind Tricked stormtrooper are sneaking around Starkiller Base, this can be heard:

  Stormtrooper 1: "We could go to the shooting range."
  Stormtrooper 2: "No need, I hit three out of twenty yesterday."
  Stormtrooper 1: "That many?! It's a new base record!"
  Stormtrooper 2: "I closed my eyes. It actually helped."

  • Rey also points out how silly it is that mind-tricked people repeat orders when the Stormtrooper parrots back everything she says until he's told to stop...and almost repeats that order, too.
  • Just before Rey releases her mental hold on the Stormtrooper at the end of the level, she gives him one last command: "Stop being evil."
• You can actually throw Thermal Detonators onto enemies. Doing so causes them to run around in fear before the bomb explodes.
• Admiral Ackbar has an Idle Animation where he eats Admiral Ackbar Cereal.
• Unsurprisingly, the ending is played for laughs, too. First, when Rey intends to take Luke's lightsaber to show it to him, she pulls out a teddy bear. Then when she attempts to give the lightsaber to him, Luke remains silent and just stares.... and stares at her, prompting her to gesture like "Uh, this is your lightsaber. Come on, take it. Take iiiitttt.... will you take it? Just take it, already!"

    Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga

• Rey approaches a figure that appears to be Luke... but it's actually two porgs wearing his cloak.
• Palpatine tries to zap Mace Windu with lightning-shaped Lego pieces, which do nothing as one might expect. Mace just swats them aside before Palpatine opts to use actual Force Lightning instead.
  • He tries to do the exact same thing with Luke in Return of the Jedi with the same results.
  • When Palpatine reveals his dark side knowledge to Anakin, a nearby storage cabinet opens containing many Sith-related goods...including said lightning pieces.
  • When Kylo Ren reveals to Rey her heritage, she looks down and sees that the lightning pieces have spontaneously attached themselves to her hands.
• Palpatine arrives on Mustafar right as Obi-Wan and Padme are retreating, going so far as to have their shuttles literally bump into each other, and then proceeds to retrieve Anakin by having some troopers go fishing over the side of the shuttle.
• Kid Anakin is seen in Watto's junk shop holding a purple space teddy bear with one eye.
  • And he still has it come episode three.
• Throughout his appearances Luke is depicted as a blue milk addict, starting with his very first shot (either sucking a blue baby bottle in Revenge of the Sith, or chugging a blue carton in A New Hope). One of his aims in infiltrating Jabba's Palace in Return of the Jedi is to find out where the Hutt keeps the blue milk stash.
  • One of the opening crawls refers to him as a blue milk enthusiast.
  • The infamous thala-siren milking scene from The Last Jedi is depicted as a small factory farm/porg-ran milk bar with milker machines attached to them now for the purpose of carrying on said running gag, too. Rey still gets rather grossed out from Luke taking a swig from a freshly "milked" carton.
  • By the time Rey arrives on Crait, she's gotten into the blue milk as well, her "I like this!" line recontextualized to be about the milk.
• When Luke asks Obi-Wan how his father died, Obi-Wan starts stammering as if he's unsure of what to tell him. In addition, in the background, pictures can be seen of prequel Obi-Wan partying with the clones.
• Old Master Luke tells Rey to reach out while training her, only for Chewie to get in the way.
• Yoda does his spiel to Obi-Wan's ghost about how Luke is not ready because he lacks patience and Luke protests that he is ready to be a Jedi and pulls out his lightsaber which he proceeds to turn on... only for it to turn out he was holding it upside down. Ghost Obi-Wan can only put his hand to his head and float down through the ground. But not before taking a sandwich with him.
  • Even funnier (depending on your point of view) is that it can also count as a meta jab at fans since in the second gameplay trailer this scene is shown right after it's revealed the game's release date has been pushed back (again!) to Spring 2022.
• In practically every single cutscene involving Jar Jar Binks in Episode 1, there's at least one Funny Background Event involving him doing something that is pure Jar Jar.
  • Special mention goes to the scene where he drinks hyperspace fluid and turns a nasty shade of green. Qui-Gon even provides the poor Gungan a bucket to vomit into.
  • Also, the reason Jar Jar was kicked out of Otoh Gunga? He nearly crashed Boss Nass' prized heyblibber by pulling a "look Ma, no hands!". While it's still unknown if he tried the "no hands" stunt in canon, it matches up with the canon reason for his banishment. Needless to say, when they have to take a bongo through the planet core, Qui-Gon is rather adamant that Jar Jar doesn't get to drive this time.
• Instead of trying to poison her in Episode II, the kouhuns try to kill Padme in her sleep by preparing a Looney Tunes-style anvil trap right above her. When the Jedi react to the assassination attempt, Anakin repeatedly bashes one of the kouhuns with the anvil.
  • During the scene where Anakin bashes the kouhun with an anvil, it cuts to Obi-Wan whose face can best be described as a mix between extremely disturbed and mortified at how his apprentice is acting.
• Count Dooku jumps down to fight Obi Wan and Anakin as they rescue Palpatine from him, only for his droid guards to also jump down and destroy themselves , forcing him to Force Build them...
  • Also funny is Palpatine, in full Emperor Palpatine garb, eating what's implied to be popcorn, only to hear them coming, pull off the hood, toss the popcorn away and pretend to be manacled to his chair. Additionally, sound effects imply that The Senate used Sith lightning to get the popcorn ready.
• Emperor Palpatine demands the Clones carry out Order Sixty Seven, which is depicted as them beginning to dance, before he literally finds the manual and corrects himself... much to the disappointment of the clones.
• The order 66 scene is actually played for tragedy about as much as in the original film except that overlaid over the scenes of various dead Jedi is Yoda essentially leaving a voicemail on their communicators.
• When Qui-Gon saves Jar-Jar from being run over, the transport ship bonks his head to the tune of The Imperial March.
• The game manages to give Revenge of the Sith a few intentionally funny moments.
  • Anakin and Obi-Wan ruin a battle droid's retirement party by crashing into it (with Anakin eating some cake).
  • Anakin being denied the title of "Jedi Master" is shown as him sitting at what amounts to be a school desk complete with a coloring book and crayons. He is also pretty upset that he does not get to go with Yoda to aid the Wookies.
  • Obi-Wan and Grievous having a dance-off before their fight. Which leads to Grievous dabbing.
  • After Grievous' body is blown up in a fashion arguably more brutal than in canon, he manages to somehow survive as just a head. Obi-Wan then proceeds to toss his head in the air, grab Cody's blaster straight out of his hands, and shoot the head out of the sky. Even better, he still says his famous "So uncivilized" line despite the fact that in this version he didn't even need to use the blaster in the first place!
    • Immediately following this, Cody can be seen in the background trying (and failing) to spin his blaster around his hand like Obi-Wan just did.
    • After Obi-Wan echoes his previous "Your move" taunt, Grievous's malfunctioning body proceeds to riverdance right off a cliff.
  • Anakin's nightmare is simply Padme having trouble setting up an area for their children. Also, he has a Palpatine alarm clock that repeatedly says "Do it" in order to summon him.
  • Obi-Wan and Yoda encounter anti-sand graffiti at the Jedi Temple drawn with crayon. Combined with Anakin being given the coloring book, it makes his fall to the dark side look less of a Shakespearean tragedy, and more like a child's temper tantrum.
  • Vader giving his infamous Big "NO!" three times in quick succession; the first one after learning Padme has died, the second after realizing his legs have been put on backwards, and the third upon being offered a piece of Padme's cake, which he can't eat anymore in his condition.
  • As is tradition, Obi-Wan delivers his high ground line from atop a ladder.
• The end cutscene of the Darth Maul boss fight. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan manage to bisect Maul and start high-fiving each other… and then Maul manages to fatally stab Qui-Gon as just a torso while his legs are still walking about. Obi-Wan proceeds to hack him up before he goes over to the dying Qui-Gon… and then the dramatic scene of Qui-Gon asking Obi-Wan to train Anakin with his dying words is interrupted by Maul's head hopping over with his lightsaber in his mouth, by which point an annoyed Obi-Wan just kicks him away, sending him through an impromptu basketball hoop (complete with scoreboard) before he finally falls down the pit.
• The way Kylo Ren gets his scar in the end level cutscene. After he knocks out Finn, Rey growls, throws the lightsaber down, and proceeds to punch the heck out of him. The fact that he didn't even do a thing helps sell the moment too.
• Luke and Kylo's final duel on Crait includes three instances of Ren running back to his shuttle and ordering his army to open fire on the Force-projected Luke, and each time the smoke clears, Luke's goofing off. the first time he does the now-famous brush off motion from the movie. The second time, Luke's lounging on a deck chair and sunglasses, and the final time, he's made a saltman wearing Kylo's old helmet.
• The game gets a lot of laughs out of Anakin's infamous dislike of sand from Padme asking him if his dream about his mother had lots of sand to him drawing anti-sand graffiti on the Jedi temple to him straight up saying the memetic sand line during Rey's dream sequence at the end of Rise of Skywalker.
  • The Padme one deserves a special mention because of how perfect Matt Lanter's delivery of Anakin's response is.
  • This can even extend to him as Darth Vader when he picks up a collectible:

    Vader: Superb. And no sand on it either. Even better!

  • Let's not have the Rise of Skywalker example be a mere mention. The scene starts out normal with Rey calling for the other Jedi, starting with Obi-Wan encouraging Rey followed by Anakin delivering the line. It manages to get a response from Yoda and Mace Windu while the camera cuts to Rey looking bewildered at what she is hearing.

    Anakin: I don't like sand.
    Yoda: I agree.
    Mace Windu: Now is not the time for this.

  • Darth Vader's Aurebesh Boss Subtitles say "Loves the Dark Side, Hates Sand".
• Empress Rey's line when you switch to her in freeplay. The best part is that her "evil" voice is just her VA adopting a deeper tone.
• Palpatine's final trump card as he tries to stop Rey from killing him.

  Palpatine: Anakin, help me! Help me! Oh wait, he's not here this time...

• During The Last Jedi, Snoke orders Kylo to "take that ridiculous thing off" like he does in the source. Said "ridiculous thing" was just his mask in the film, but here, it also refers to an "I <3 Vader" shirt. Kylo proceeds to flex-shred the thing off leaving him in his famous "Ben Swolo" form. And then Kylo proceeds to jump into a starfighter battle with no shirt on. Additionally, Lego Kylo Ren also has an eight-pack, Lego Kylo Ren is also shredded.
• Unlike in the film, Kylo does fire the shot that blasts his dear mom Leia into space...but only as a result of his blindly fumbling about trying to get his shirt back on causing him to hit the fire button by accident.
• And when Rey and Kylo have their first Force bond moment in Last Jedi, Kylo...happens to be in his personal gym. And he's idly flexing. While delivering the same lines as usual like nothing was out of the ordinary.
• There's hidden character interactions in freeplay now as well!
  • One for Gallows Humor enthusiasts since its technically the same guy: Pairing young Episode 1 Anakin with Darth Vader causes the lad, like so many others his age, to gush about how cool Vader's armor looks and ask his future self where he can get one like that.

    Episode 1 Anakin: Whoa, that's a cool suit! Where can I get one of those?
    Darth Vader: Patience, child. Patience.

  • Seems like Anakin's gotten really tired of hearing about Darth Plagueis, since if Anakin (as either himself or Vader) is paired with Palpatine, this occurs:

    Palpatine: You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
    Episode 3 Anakin: Many a time now, sir, yes.
    Darth Vader: We can't keep doing this. You have told me countless times.

  • Ani also seems hung up on not being made a Jedi Master too:

    Episode 3 Anakin: Master Windu, can I please be made a Jedi Master? Please, I am ready!
    Mace Windu: Let me think about that for a second. No.

  • And this one between Episode 3 Palpatine and Jar Jar, where once again a meme gets harpooned.
  • Even many years apart, Dooku has a comeback for Vader's increased power, let alone somehow recognizing him as Anakin.

    Darth Vader: My power has increased exponentially since the last time we met, Count.
    Dooku: Good! Exponential power, exponential fall!

  • C-3PO's continued exasperation with the Ewoks mistaking him for a god.

    Wicket: (Our Golden God! Thank you for gracing me with your presence!)
    C-3PO: Oh not this again. It is against my programming to impersonate a deity.

  • As you might expect, Kylo Ren fanboys over Vader, who is completely unimpressed.

    Kylo: It's you! Okay Ben, keep it together! You've dreamed of this moment!
    Vader: Can I help you, boy?

  • Despite his own words, it seems Yoda himself can get impatient sometimes.

    Yoda: Young Skywalker. Saved the Galaxy yet, have you? Hmm.
    Luke: I'm working on it, I'm working on it.

  • While its not exclusive to any one lightsaber wielder he meets, General Grievous takes a lot of interest in certain characters' weapons. He'll offer to buy it off them if they put it on the black market and he even asks if he can touch it. It gets especially funny if he says this to Kylo Ren, wielder of the infamous crossguard lightsaber.

    Grievous: Such an impressive lightsaber. So unique! May I...touch it?
    Grievous: If you ever want to sell your lightsaber, contact me via the black market.

  • And of course if one prequel meme gets referenced, all of them do. This exchange occurs between Episode 3 Obi-Wan and Grievous:

    Episode 3 Obi-Wan: Hello there!
    Grievous: General Kenobi!

  • Speaking of Ep. 3 Kenobi, he has something to add if he pairs up with Darth Maul, the Zabrak Sith he took 50% of the value off of.

    Episode 3 Obi-Wan: Maul! You look taller than the last time I saw you. ^Explanation The last time Kenobi saw Maul, the latter had prosthetic legs. Robo-Legs Maul isn't in Skywalker Saga.

  • Finn and Rey have quite a few interactions depending on which version of Finn you have out, but this one is the funniest:

    Finn: So, who gets the lightsaber then?
    Rey: Definitely not you, that's for sure.

  • Then there's the interaction between, of all people, Ki-Adi Mundi and Chewbacca! Because what's one more prequel meme?
  • While its not a character interraction per se, Dooku has a certain line that plays upon respawning from death:
  • Maul also has this to say upon respawn:
  • Threepio when paired with Chewbacca is understandably very nervous.

    C-3P0: If we must embark on a mission together, could I please ask that you refrain from pulling me apart?
    Chewie: (Laughing roars)

  • Obi-Wan teaches Anakin some very important lessons.

    Obi-Wan: Anakin, remember what I taught you.
    Anakin: Yes, Master. A good beard is about product and confidence.

  • Rey continues to be... less than impressed with Kylo's swole-ness.

    Rey: Why does this keep happening? Don't you own a shirt?
    Shirtless Kylo: The breeze, it's... liberating.

    • This gets called back to if Rey pairs up with Episode 9 Kylo, with his snippet from her:

    Rey: Good to see you wearing a shirt this time.

  • Lando is willing to do a lot to save his city, but there's one line even he won't cross.

    Vader: Calrissian, I am altering the deal. I wish to have one of your capes...
    Lando: No way! Hands off my capes!

  • Boba Fett and Jango Fett will comment about the other's armor. Also Heartwarming with Jango showing obvious pride at his son's getup:

    Boba Fett: That's some nice armor.
    Jango Fett: That's some nice armor, yourself.

  • Yoda is still on Luke's case about the Jedi texts:

    Yoda: Finished reading the Jedi texts, have you? Your favorite, which chapter is?
    Old Luke: Hah Hah, very funny.

  • Emperor Palpatine is very "happy" to see Yoda again after that whole business in the Senate. And Yoda is just done with the Emperor's nonsense.

    Emperor Palpatine: Master Yoda, it looks like exile has not been kind to you!
    Yoda: Look your best, you do not, Palpatine. A good night's sleep, you sorely need.

  • There's even dialogue between Luke and the Rancor from Return of the Jedi. At the very least, Luke's pretty sorry about smashing poor Pateesa with that gate.

    Episode 6 Luke: Yeah, that gate looked heavy, sorry about that. No hard feelings?

  • Young Luke finds that no matter what, there's someone that doesn't like him.

    Dr. Evazan: I don't like you!
    Episode 4 Luke: That was pretty mean.

  • This is just a PORTION of the puns Unkar Plutt has in this game:

    Unkar Plutt: How much of me is glad to see you? Just a small PORTION.
    Rey: Har-har, "small portion." So funny. Now come on.

  • Pair Leia up with Jabba the Hutt and what is the very first thing Mr. Desilijic Tiure does? Apologize.

    Leia: You make me sick.
    Jabba the Hutt: (I am both ashamed and embarrassed of my actions. Please accept my apologies.)

  • Han tries to engage in some father-son-bonding with his now Sith Lord son who's going through more than just a "phase." Additionally, Ben hasn't fallen far enough to the dark to not say hello back.

    Han Solo: Hey, son...
    Kylo Ren: Hey dad. (beat) Leave me alone!!

  • And a different interaction with the same characters:

    Han: Hi Ben. This'll be fun... you and me...
    Kylo: I'm an adult, I can do things on my own now father... I mean, Han.

  • Kylo's left near speechless when he pairs up with Empress Rey:
• Idle animations have gotten a lot more elaborate in this game too...and a lot funnier:
  • One of Padme's idle poses has her eagerly pulling out and parading a glossy of her beloved Ani. Its funny on its own, funnier if it plays in a public place like Theed and gut-busting if done square in the middle of the Jedi Temple. Apparently she barely cares about keeping their illicit affair secret.
  • Ki-Adi's idle animation has him pull out a wookiee doll and a droid doll for the express purpose of staging his own droid attack on the wookiees.
  • Episode 3 Anakin readies his lightsaber...and the blade comes out an alarming Sith-red, causing him to panic and repeatedly shake and pound it to sort it out.
  • Episode 8 Luke will pull his lightsaber out of his pocket and act like he didn't realize he still had it...before nonchalantly tossing it over his shoulder. He apparently has infinite lightsabers in there since this animation can play multiple times, sometimes in a row.
  • Darth Maul doing some stretches is fairly ordinary, but the fact that he stretches his legs to the point they detach strikes square into Gallows Humor territory for the half-price Zabrak.
  • Episode 3 Palpatine accidentally has a lightsaber fall out of his pocket. Naturally, The Senate, not wanting anyone to know he's a Sith Lord, looks around shiftily before kicking it out of sight. For bonus points, pick the version of The Senate with a bright gold lightsaber hilt on his side anyway.
  • Rose Tico accidentally shocks herself with her own taser while idly scratching her side.
  • Kylo Ren snarls in anger and does his usual thing, even throwing a Darth Vader doll around...before calming down, Force Pulling the doll back to him and snuggling it. Hilariously, he'll even do this in his Ben Solo Good Boy Sweater form.
  • Tobias Beckett does his classic gun-twirling...and fumbles the gun.
  • If Din Djarin and Grogu stay idle for a while, a frog will hop into Grogu's pram, then get eaten up by the baby. Morbidly, Grogu often makes either a giggle (as shown in a trailer for all of the DLC) or a happy coo after swallowing the creature.
  • OT-era Princess Leia gets a few cinnamon buns out, eats one and, in tribute to a time-honored age old joke about her famous hairdo, puts the last two on either side of her head for a giggle.
• Jango Fett's "death" in Episode 2 is both humiliating and hilarious at the same time. After surviving being trampled on by Droids, Jedi and a beast, Jango prepares to shoot Mace Windu... only for a LAAT to land on him as Clone Troopers casually hop out. Even more humiliating is that when that LAAT takes off, Jango's hanging off of it and they shake him loose.
• During the factory level in Attack of the Clones, Anakin repeatedly demands to see the manager.

  "I'm serious now! Where is your manager? Is he on break?! This factory should be shut down! Nothing here is up to code!"

• After attacking, Padme will do a cutesy and innocent pose, as if trying to deny she engaged in any violence.
• Throughout "A Wrestle with Wessel", Obi-Wan will repeatedly chastise you for hitting civilians (something that you're going to do no matter what unless you're really good). He also has a really biting insult if Anakin hits another civilian.

  Obi-Wan: Anakin! We are Jedi! We must protect the people, not shoot them out of the sky!
  Obi-Wan: Has your brain turned into sand, Anakin?! Stop firing at the civilians!

• If you end a play session without completing a movie, the next time you come back the game will give you a opening crawl recapping the story so far, depending on what level you've completed before you left. Some of them are also hilarious. Here's an excerpt from the crawl after completing "The Hunt for Jango":

  Obi-Wan's investigations led him all the way to KAMINO. There, he discovered that a Clone army was being produced and that it was apparently sanctioned by the Jedi. Yeah, fat chance!
  Obi-Wan suspected that the Clone's original host, JANGO FETT, was behind Padmé Amidala's assassination attempts. When confronting Jango himself, his suspicions were confirmed and the bounty Hunter fled to Geonosis. But you can't slip ol' Kenobi that easily.

  • After completing "Out for the Count":

    OBI-WAN KENOBI and ANAKIN SKYWALKER successfully infiltrated GENERAL GRIEVIOUS' ship and rescued CHANCELLOR PALPATINE, but were confronted by COUNT DOOKU in the process. So many capital letters!

  • The first lines of the crawl after completing "So Uncivilized" are "Hello there!"

    Back on Coruscant, Palpatine is still relying on Anakin being a tattle-tale and feeding him information on the Jedi Council's plans…

  • And then there's when you beat "Droid Factory Frenzy"

    Anakin and Padme return to Tatooine and discover that their worst fear is true, the planet is still covered in sand, and also Anakin's mother was kidnapped. Anakin will remember that.

  • The one after "Assault on Echo Base" can't resist making the obvious pun:

    It was pretty... wait for it... cool.

• Next to each landing pad is H1-NT, a Servile Snarker protocol droid who gives hints. Some of their lines are hilarious, and certainly helped by their cheeky Cockney accent.

  H1-NT: Just been given some new hints. Yay. More forced servitude to people like you.

  H1-NT: Off you go again into the wide galaxy. Hope you make it back in one piece.

• Some of the level names are gold. A couple of gems:
  • Phantom Menace Level 3: Better Call Maul
  • Phantom Menace Level 4: Outmanned but not Out-Gungan-ed
  • Attack of the Clones Level 1: A Wrestle with Wessel
  • Revenge of the Sith Level 2: So Uncivilized
  • Revenge of the Sith Level 3: The Droid Attack on the Wookies
  • Revenge of the Sith Level 5: The High Ground
  • Return of the Jedi Level 4: The Chewbacca Defense
  • Rise of Skywalker Level 2: They Fly Now!
  • Rise of Skywalker Level 3: C-3P-Oh No
• During the boss fight against Count Dooku during "Out for the Count", Count Dooku's minions cheer him on as he fights the Jedi, specifically the Super Battle Droids. They passionately cheer on Dooku, and even throw out some Puns, all while speaking in their monotone voices.

  Super Battle Droid: You can DOO-KU it, Count!

• The AT-AT Walkers are subject to much abuse during the Battle of Hoth, repeatedly slipping on the ice and tripping over each other.
• Luke's face when he finds out Leia is his sister, which goes from surprise to disgust in no time flat, as he expresses the shock audiences might have felt was well due ad a result of the revelation in the original films. Their movie counterparts, they don't kiss beforehand, but Luke evidently still regrets developing a crush on Leia at all.
• How does Finn get the "bloodstain" on his helmet? Accidentally smearing it with cake.
• DJ helps Finn and Rose break out of their jail cell in Canto Bight... using a classic LEGO brick separator.
  • Later, after his betrayal the First Order pays him with a golden Brick Separator.
• All the bosses have subtitles in their introductions, which are written in Aurebesh and can be translated.
  • Darth Maul: Red dude with a bad attitude
  • Jango Fett: Donor for the clone army
  • Count Dooku: Never loses his head
  • General Greivous: More sabers than sense
  • Darth Sidious: Also known as the senate
  • Anakin Skywalker: Ex-podracer and current sith apprentice
  • Dianoga: Keep one eye open
  • Darth Vader: Loves the dark side, hates sand
  • Rancor: Jabba's pet monster, Pateesa
  • Boba Fett: The galaxy's most infamous bounty hunter
  • Jabba The Hutt: Crime lord of the Outer Rim
  • Emperor Palpatine: Emperor, sith lord, senate
  • FN-2199: Traitor!
  • Captain Phasma: Chrome dome
  • Kylo Ren: Serious daddy issues
  • Luke Skywalker: Did you do it?
  • Praetorian Guards: Red guard redemption
  • Kijimi Crooks: Local enforcers
  • Sovereign Protectors: They protec but they also attac
  • Knights Of Ren: Friends make the worst enemies
  • BB-9E: First order bb-series astromech droid
  • BB-Boss: BB-9E's big brother
  • Emperor Palpatine: Yes, him again
  • Taxi Thief: Won't pay fare or play fair
  • Canto Bight Boyz: Bad boyz, too
  • Plans Pilferer: The worst laid plans
  • Varacytl: Rock-climbing rampager
  • Defiant Deadbeat: Wupiupi warrior
  • Reek: Back to wreak havoc
  • Nexu: That's a lot of teeth
  • Acklay: Ack attack
  • Dine N' Dashers: The customer is not always right
  • Krayt Dragon: Krayt balls of fire
  • Sidon Ithano: The Crimson Corsair
  • Wild Aiwha: Aiwha-nna get off
  • Diane Ogre: Her friends call her Di
  • The Castastrophonator: The junker from Jakku
  • Emperor Painpatine: Bully operational
  • Lava Eel: A lava lava laughs
  • Lava Flea: Fresh from the lava eel's stomach
  • Imperial Probe Droid: Probe-ably going to regret this
  • Mad Lad Mouse Droid: Squeaky droid gets the grease
  • R-3P0: Against protocol
  • OOM-9: The real battle is in his mind
  • Sith Probe Droid: A dark eye for trouble
  • Faulty MagnaGuard: 101 malfunctions
  • Bad Bots: Almost entirely discontinued parts
  • Droids 2 Avoid: Bounty hunter
  • Gar-Ee: Would like to battle!
  • Droid Snoke: Mean machine
  • Intellectual Snoke: These smarts are gonna smart
  • Speedy Snoke: Gotta Snoke fast
  • Backwards Snoke: enokS sdrawkcaB
  • Funky Snoke: Oh, such funk
  • Bossk: Bounce-loving bounty hunter
  • Captain Nuno Tuuk: Trade Federation trickster
  • General Rothlan: Galactic might
  • TT-2005: Come get some
  • Captain Swarton: Not too happy
  • The REAL Captain Swarton: The real deal
  • Admiral Immich: Kinda scared
  • OOM-14: Don't hurt me
  • Captain Fo Skoolan: Something's fishy
  • Captain Vektol: Anger issues
• For some pure Black Comedy and an extra prequel meme, here's what a protocol droid standing outside the Tusken raider camp has to say about the area.

  Protocol Droid: This is a Tusken Raider camp. Home of not just the men, but the women and the children, too. What a fascinating bunch.

• During Petranaki Panic, getting confounded more and more by the Jedi causes Jango to angrily call them "Jedi dogs." Jedi Master Kit Fisto is unimpressed, not at the insult itself, but at how weak it is.
• The first overworld mission after the opening of The Last Jedi is literally Poe helping Finn get dressed. Also, the fact that Finn in the "naked leaking bag" is not just a one-off but an unlockable version of Finn.
• During the first half of "No Snoke Without Fire", there are several optional doors leading to minikits that can only be accessed by an imperial, which Kylo qualifies as. If you choose to get these minikits Rey will get increasingly exasperated with Kylo for not just taking her to Snoke.

  Rey: I can just take myself to Snoke if you have to run errands.

  • Speaking of "No Snoke Without Fire" Rey and Kylo have some delightful banter.

    Rey: Is this what you always wear?
    Kylo: We are going to see the Supreme Leader, I am dressed appropriately.
    Rey: But communicating through the force, that called for being shirtless?
    Kylo: I... it caught me by surprise.
    Kylo: Enough of this. The Supreme Leader is waiting for us.
    Rey: [muttering] I bet he has his shirt on.

  • Finally Rey has had enough:
  • In order to progress, Rey and Kylo need to work together to fix a door. They briefly have an argument over whether he is joining her or she is joining him. Then, as part of solving the puzzle, you have to remove a battery powering the lights in a kitchen, causing a Stormtrooper (who was heating up oil for some reason) to set the entire thing on fire:

    Kylo: You can explain to the Supreme Leader why you destroyed his kitchen.
    Rey: [flabbergasted] How is that my fault?

  • And the final piece of dialogue before meeting Snoke:

    Kylo: Come, we don't want to keep the Supreme Leader waiting.
    Rey: [completely done with him] Seriously!?

  • Kylo has his priorities straight during the Praetorian Guard fight:

    Kylo: You guys all got to wear helmets. Why couldn't I?

• Yaddle tasks players with defeating a Canyon Krayt Dragon. How does one accomplish this? By Mind-Tricking a bunch of Tusken Raiders into dancing, which annoys the Dragon something fierce. Beating the beast afterwards has Yaddle praise the player's dance skills among others!

  Yaddle: I have witnessed your victory over the Canyon Krayt Dragon. A victory won not just through strength, but ingenuity, wisdom and...dance. Hmmm. You truly are a fascinating individual. I will follow you and observe your actions and traditions. I just might write a book on you one day.

• Unlocking Yarael Poof involves finding him on Kamino, having been mistaken for and forced to take up the work of a Kaminoan scientist who went on vacation to Coruscant. Said scientist can be found at the Jedi Temple, having taken Yarael's spot as Jedi Master, trying to teach the younglings a slightly more...misinformed lesson about the Force. The funniest is that he's treated as a chase-style enemy similar to the likes of Tey How or Aurra Sing.

  Rala De: Oh, you startled me. How long have you been standing there? I mean...did you come to seek counsel from the wise Jedi Master...Yodel Proof?
  Angry Apprentice: Yodel Proof?! That's not a real name!

  • Naturally, heading back to Yarael afterwards show he's very pleased to finally be free of his mistaken occupation.
  • Additionally, even for those more used to his Robot Chicken portrayal will get a laugh out of Yarael being portrayed here as a very theatrical-voiced fellow with a penchant for gloriously using posh, medieval terms that really put the "Knight" in "Jedi Knight."
• One side mission focuses on a droid putting on a "Gonk Beauty Pageant." Even the audience who you can speak to afterwards seem confused.
• Bossk's bizarre obsession with trampolines. The side mission "Bouncy Bounty" has you smuggling trampolines to Mustafar on Bossk's behalf. After delivery, you follow him to Mustafar's surface to be lead to a hidden treasure stash he was after. This leads to a boss fight where the Trandoshan isn't fighting back, but rather taking his time jumping on a series of trampolines while you slowly whittle his health down (and you'll have trouble getting multiple hits on him at a time) while "Anakin's Dark Deeds" plays.
• Speaking of memetic characters and in an example of one not from the prequels, Willrow Hood is unlockable as well, ice cream maker/datacore and all. His sidequest involves protecting him as he attempts to transport his signature datacore across Cloud City. In reference to the original "datacore" film prop obviously being an ice-cream maker, said datacore here is simply a component needed to power the city's local ice cream machine. Everyone involved considers this a life-or-death mission for the entire Rebel Alliance. Knowing ice cream, it must indeed be life-or-death.

  Willrow Hood: Reporting for duty, ma'am! Here is the data you requested!
  Data Server: Thank you, Willrow! With this important device restored, we can ensure the customers- I mean Rebels get fed! With data!
  Willrow: Yes. Refreshing, ice-cold, flavoured data!
  Willrow: (to the player) You have done a great deed this day, friend. The data you have helped us distribute will go a long way to helping the Rebel Alliance restore peace to the galaxy! Yes, even this single flake of heroism will send hundreds of thousands of delicious sprinkles of hope throughout the galaxy! Thank you, friend!

• A glitch at one point existed involving the DLC Mandalorian and Grogu, allowing players to quickly swap over to the Child and swap him out for another Mando and thus, another Grogu. Done several more times, the player could easily amass a worryingly large team of partners, allowing for things like an actual Clone army, a Gonk invasion squad on Naboo or a Lego re-enactment of the Running Of The Hoods.
• Obi-Wan's initial response to Darth Maul's double-bladed lightsaber is to go "Huh?" before tapping and staring at the non-lit end of his own lightsaber, wondering if there's some way to turn on the second blade he wasn't told about.
• During "The Droid Attack on the Wookiees", you can come across a hologram of Palpatine saying some hilarious things.

  Palpatine: Okay, Kashyyyk is done. What is the Holoprojector frequency for the troopers on Felucia... All right, let's see. D for Dooku. No... F... Fett, Jango? No! G for Grievous? No. I really need to delete some of these frequencies.
  Palpatine: Hello? Are you there? Answer me! Have you completed Order 66? I better not be on hold! I honestly can't believe this! Nobody puts me on hold, I am Chancellor Palpatine! I mean, I am Darth Sidious! I, no, I'm the Emperor! Well, let me put it this way, I AM the Senate!
  Palpatine: Oh yes, that reminds me I need to change my voicemail message to "Emperor."

• Ben Solo has a pretty funny permutation of his otherwise serious "lacking the strength" line should he walk into a puzzle that he cannot interract with. Which means he somehow does not have the strength to operate a computer.

  Ben Solo: I know what I have to do but I don't have the strength to do it.

• Quite a few characters have responses to puzzles they're not suited for, from humorous deadpan quips to gut-busting Brutal Honesty.

  Count Dooku: (chuckling) Ooh, no no no.
  General Grievous: Get this out of my face!
  Kylo Ren: (in classic Kylo fashion) WHAT?! WHY WON'T THIS CO-OPERATE?!
  Jango Fett: Not even if you paid me.
  Commander Cody: This is above my pay grade. Which isn't saying much; I'm a volunteer.
  Yarael Poof: Winter is truly upon us. Alas, my friend, I am unable to assist you at this time.
  General Hux: I'm pulling rank. Fetch someone else to do it.
  Fode: Oooh, I'm sorry, it is a big fat no from Fodesinbeed!
  Wedge Antilles: No can do. Can't you see I'm in my ship?
  Empress Rey: I've turned to the dark side. I don't do things like that anymore!
  Dr. Evazan: I don't like this!

• The Exegol side mission "Attack of the Clones (Again)" has a Sith loyalist task you with taking out five defective clones of Snoke. And each one has their own quirk that makes practically everything these five mini-bosses say hilarious in their own ways:
  • Droid Snoke. Pretty self explanatory.

    "Beep boop. Initiating environment smashing mode. Fists at maximum clenchiness. Inner rage channeling at optimal rate. Boop."
    "Frustration reaching maximum capacity! You have beeped you last boop!"
    "Initiating "split-in-half" protocol! Nghhh… NGHHH! ERROR. Action not supported by flesh based chassis."

  • Intellectual Snoke.
  • Speedy Snoke.
  • Backwards Snoke.
  • Funky Snoke.
• The title screen has a few.
  • R2-D2 stomping on Darth Vader's foot, who reacts as if he stubbed his toe before hitting R2 on the head with his lightsaber.
  • Darth Maul randomly swinging his lightsaber, which Mace quickly backs away from. Obi-Wan and Boba Fett look at Maul as if it were a normal Tuesday.
  • Jar-Jar swinging his tongue around as if it were a flail, which disgusts Rose. It promptly gets caught on a MSE Droid that drags him right into Rose, causing her to retaliate by shoving him away and using a taser on him.
  • Phasma tries to place a Stormtrooper helmet on Finn. He manages to back away in time but falls over, getting the attention of Poe who proceeds to chuck his pilot helmet at her.
• One of Padme's lines upon getting an item:
• Why do the Rathtars break out? Well, one of them is plying a harmonica, one is doing pull ups, and the third is repairing his wall. And then Finn and Rey bother them.
• Grand Moff Tarkin's office is called the Moffice. The man guarding the building takes the time to say that yes, that really is what it's called.
• Depending on where you are in the story, you can sometimes find Padme standing in her apartment. You can then proceed to destroy everything in the room while she just stands there with a normal smile on her face.
• When Padme and Palpatine visit the Senate in Episode I, Maul is lurking in the shadows... in the Jawa booth. His disguise consists of him saying, "Utinni!"
• As Jango prepares to flee Kamino, Obi-wan throws a tracking beacon at Slave I. It misses by a mile. He throws another and it bounces off the hull. In desperation, he attaches one to a toilet plunger that sticks to the cockpit of the ship. Somehow, Jango misses it all the way to Geonosis; when he finally notices it, he gets it off by deploying the windshield wipers.
• The loudspeaker announcements can be their own reason for boarding a capital ship.
• A loudspeaker in the Canto Bight jail asks the prisoners to keep the riots to a minimum. Guess what Finn and Rose have to do to get out. (One of the inmates even vows to go out and commit some all new crimes after escaping.)
• On Kef Bir, some of the locals have set up a droid fighting arena. A quest involves building a droid out of spare parts to fight in this ring. It's a mouse droid, facing off against another mouse droid. And both mouse droids get boss subtitles. Your enemy is called "The Catastrophanator", while your mouse droid is dubbed "Emperor Painpatine". Cue two mouse droids wailing on one another.
  • The crowd are not entirely in awe of Emperor Painpatine.

    Kef Bir crowd member: I DON'T LIKE NEW THINGS!

• Another quest on Kef Bir has the local Orbaks going wild. The wrangler figures this can only be the work of one being: OrBAD, the meanest Orbak there ever was! Another former trooper mentions Orbad once burnt down the hospital, only to admit this one probably isn't true, because there never was a hospital on Kef Bir.
• Some of the Clone Troopers on Kashyyk holding some wookies captive decide to tempt fate, by pointing out that nice, shiny cage they've got for them.

  Clone Trooper: Lookit how shiny it is! That's the expensive stuff!

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• When you turn on the disguise bonus, all characters get Groucho Marx glasses and mustaches. Everyone. Even in cutscenes. Some pretty dramatic scenes in the original get very, very funny this way.
  • Goes up a whole new level in cutscenes involving vehicles, especially whenever an AT-AT is involved.
• The Web short "Bombad Bounty": Jar Jar, you're a genius! (Sort of.)

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